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    How to Boef properly

    Today we are going to talk about the important details of being a proper boef. This guide is important because you all need to be the best boefs you can be.
    If you don't know who boef is this will give you an idea:


    Now the most important things you have to get down are:

    1. Never spell everything in your sentence properly because that simply makes it too easy for people to understand you and try to talk like a caveman most of the time.
    Example: I no sefe

    2. Complain about everything. People love it when you complain. If someone beats you in any aspect of the game it's your obligation to yell "y u sceme" or "u hack so i no win" things like that. We all know boefs never lose unless someone cheated.

    3. Make sure you ask people constantly to fight you and when they are winning complain about them eating to much with the signature phrase " y u sefe" to make it seem like they are shitty pkers. The way you ask people to fight has to be very demanding like you intend to rape and murder them in the wilderness. Example: "u fight now" or "come we fight". Now of course if they refuse you need to call them pussies or say they are scared as boefy as you can.

    Now go out there and be the best boefs you can be m8s maybe if we are good enough at it senpai boef will return to us.
    你所有的基地都属于我们现在

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    thanks for the guide mate

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    instructions unclear, now homeless

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